Done? Ok,
1) Chris Rock, hands down, is one of the funniest mofo's known to (wo)man! Sure, if Kevin Hart was AS popular back then as he is now, I could see it being funny, or maybe if Katt Williams wasn't
The skit is "based off of" the time period Kanye West and Amber Rose (current wife or maybe she's his fiancé still, idk to Wiz Khalifa) were dating. Now the BASIS of this blog isn't to focus on Amber BUT individuals LIKE her, male and female. The overall message of the skit referring to "things" Kanye or "Yeezy" has "taught" her in the course of their relationship. To be more specific, it's referring to the "qualities" you bring to the table from your previous relationship. Think about it in regards to sex, the way a person converses, cooks, cleans, dresses, and everything else in between that YOU bring with you from your past relationship. Just like experiences we've dealt with throughout our lives: ex partners, school, work, etc, the things learned in a prior relationship help shape our current one and future ones as well.
So, today class, Yeezy won't be teaching you...
*class is in session*
Sex:
Sex plays a MAJOR part in a relationship, just to get that out the way now in case you start to see a pattern and wonder why I talk about sex so much in my pieces, now you know. Now regarding sex:
Fellas: you think she JUST started doing it "wit no hands" when she got with you? Hell No! And ladies; you think you're the first one he introduced to the "wheel barrel"? Ummm, noo! The last person they were with and probably the person before that told them to step their sex game up, which put them on the path to righteousnes. Some things we do in the bedroom derives from stuff done before and is now enhanced for our viewing pleasure! #Winning! So don't be soooo quick to beat up that annoying ex, instead, embrace them because you are now reaping the benefits from their lose (joking of course).
p.s. but if that new boo is sack...then you have every right to politely drop kick them! (just don't say I told you to do so)
Cookin & Cleanin:
I've been a cleaner a good majority of my life but for some dudes, they've had mommy or grandma clean up for them so when they get older, they expect their GF to do the same...nah! Your GF shouldn't have to pick up your Polo boxers and nasty ass socks and do laundry, what part of the game is that!? Some girls will, but others...not so much. That's why, if you get a guy that's WILLING to wash them Vicky's ladies, let, him, do, IT! If your comfortable with him taking them off come sex time, let him wash and fold as well and remind him...add that fabric softener too boo. As far as cooking is concerned, I started off horribly! But now, it's a different story. I know some of ya'll can't cook and
"But my boy left his girl Courtney because she couldn't cook but she was bad!!!" - Chris sitting in the back.
The reason why he left Courtney wasn't just because she couldn't cook, I'm sure it was for other things as well, but she wasn't in the kitchen cookin up a steak...bye bye bye! If you're in a serious relationship or you're married, you should know how to cook. If you weren't cooking in your last relationship, you should learn how to cook for this one, plain and simple. If you come into a relationship knowing how to cook, *thumbs up*. Make sure your partner gets that steak well done, them mashed potatoes nice, fluffy, and buttery, and that corn is nice and right! The key is to highlight your attributes.
p.s. if you seriously can't cook...just ask mom dukes to hold you down and get the food to you AHORA!
Baggage Claim:
What we tend to do is bring all problems into our new relationships which in return f***s up down the line. Sure, you've been hurt by so & so and she/he did so & so and talked to you all crazy, but that doesn't mean your NEW partner should have to deal with problems your ex put you thru. All the bags of your past, should be emptied before entering into any new form of a relationship. The point I'm making here is: the things that were negatives should be positive attributes that help the relationship instead of hindering it. I know for me I had a big problem opening up in my last relationship and now, I handle things when they arise or, I make a compromise with my partner to talk about things accordingly. And that's the key to having a successful relationship; take the old and revamp and build upon the strengths you already have...leave those bags at the door.
p.s. if you see your significant other who has a problem and they come to you with said problem, be sure to help them because most times they aren't sure on how to handle them on their own.
So what did we learn today?
That a number of us, I'm SURE, have had an ex who did us dirty or had that, "right place, wrong time" person or that "friend-who-just-wasn't-meant-to-be-more-than-a-friend" experience or that "summer fling". But one thing I remembered was that past relationships give you a new sense of self and a different perspective as well. Because of the bad relationships, I was able to overcome; it opened not only my eyes, but my mind to the tom-foolery that occurs. They have also taught me what I did wrong with women and how I needed to change to truly be a better (breed) of man (pun intended) and how to stop "boy-like" behavior. There's a time to be a man and there's a time for everything else...learn that fellas, remember what "she" taught you and I'm sure you will be fine. Ladies; be the woman that your mother would want you to be and learn how to pick your battles with men and why because most times...emotions are usually the deciding factor when you DO look to hold a guy accountable.
Remember what your "Yeezy taught you" and you will fait well in life,
*class dismissed*
@renaissance_brotha
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